its been almost six months since i last spoke to you all. ill admit i wasnt a break that i wanted to take. i was kidnapped by a man named icabob. he was six foot two he had blue eyes and he wore nothing but the colour purple and he smoked a lot of cigars only from bolivia.
well i killed the son of a bitch with my two bare hands and then i killed the bitch. and their insestual daughter ikabobbette. i swam across the atlantic ocean to a little island in the atlantic atlantis... i then jumped on a swimming llama who took me to the bermuta hexagon, which happens to be twice as dangerous than bermuda triangle.
i met a man named jerry who met up with a broad named ben, let me tell you, ben is a very good looking woman...and they made a lot of children who they inslaved to make ice cream and row me to safty while i dined on rocky road and moose tracks.
i followed the moose tracks all the way to atlanta georgia where i finally found a computer so that i could update my precious xanga and return to a world where xanga appears to be dead, or maybe in a coma. XANGA WAKE UP FROM THIS COMA!!!!!!
so today i ate a italian sausage, and a banana, and i made iced tea. i ate a lot i guess but it took me a long time. kerry came out of the closet today that was a weird thing. poor danielle caught him licking his lips at me. we watched elephant and saw guys kissing in a shower and then shooting people. danielle wants to have a school shooting now. she finds it incredibly cool and she things it would be cool to become famous and say "i went to that school."
later days
adam david. | 
